Greetings Anthropoids!!! Join Beer Cadets Devin & Nolan on their continuing mission to bring gravitationally gratifying 4-10% ethanol weight by volume fermented barley/malt/hop teas, also known as beers to a universe saturated with thermodynamically unfavorable flavors. Galaxy Beer is "Faster than the speed of taste!"!!!Let us introduce you to our current experiments.
Big Bang Brew - The start of it all! Our very first beer is a rich hoppy amber ale thats creates a singularity of flavor in your mouth! It will send your taste buds flying in all directions at speeds of 600 kilometers per second.
Pluto Pale - The loneliest of pale ales, it is in fact no longer a planet, it is now....a beer. Smooth body with a crispy refreshing hint of bitterness. Best served at temperatures of about 285 degrees kelvin!
Dark Matter - An ale so dark and mysterious it is undetectable by it's emitted radiation but it's presence can be inferred from gravitational effects on visible matter. Brewed with real coffee, spices, and chile pepper for a flavor that might make you think its holding together the structure of the universe.
Earthling IPA - A fruity but intense reminder of the glory of the planet we live on. This India pale ale has hints of grapefruit, mango, and other earthly fruits that will make aliens say, "take me to your brew master!"
Coming soon to a galaxy near you: Singularity Stout, Horsehead Hefeweizen, Red Planet, & The Atheist's Nightmare.
Stay tuned to hear more about our intergalactic beer exploration!
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