Introducing...
Singularity Stout: A chewy coffee stout as dark as the event horizon of a black hole. Brewed with dark chocolatey grains and malts and dark roasted french pressed coffee. Rich flavor with strong hints of coffee; this brew is a delicious gravitational anomaly!
Horsehead Hefeweizen: A smooth flavorful hefe brewed in the style of the mysterious humanoid brewers from a star system in the horsehead nebula made famous for their wheat beers. However this hefe is brewed with earth grains and hops because interstellar importing prices are through the roof in this economy! Best Enjoyed with a slice of gdiff**((ER%%^ or as we call it a blood orange.
Coming soon to a galaxy near you: Red Planet Red Ale, The Atheist's Nightmare
Take a glass and fill it with coffee ice cream (chocolate works too) and pour a bottle of singularity stout over it. The following reaction will produce massive amounts of energy and delicious flavors resulting in a galactic explosion in your mouth.
